Vow

*after 4 years at patience meetings*”I’ll start us off”

Oh thank you so much

“We gather”

Not this again

“Here today”

Booooring 

“To witness”

What’s gonna happen?

“The matrimony”

More like mattress moaning amirite

“Of the dearly beloved”

{snoring}

“Josh and his tweets”

Who what now?

“May they forever be cool kind and loving”

“And may they be awesomely distributed free to most user tweets too”

*fast asleep*

“I bid thee, faretweeting”

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