*Drives car painstakingly through forest* this road is in terrible condition.
— blase man (@blazed_ncis) February 27, 2015
Me: I just souped up my car Person: What kind of engine did you put in it? *cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um… A fast one.
— Dr. Jimi Torosian (@jimmytorosian) January 28, 2015
This is your Captain speaking. Since Todd the co-pilot is being a jerk and not sharing his cashews we may experience a little turbulence
— Johnny Dermatology (@Dr_awfulpants) May 16, 2014
Mechanics love Saturday morning car tunes
— Steven W. Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) August 18, 2012
[airport check-in counter] *the whole queue is snakes* Samuel L Jackson is at the very back of the queue sighing loudly.
— Ollie (@ojedge) February 13, 2015
Thanks to everyone who entered!