#1 *Drives car painstakingly through forest* this road is in terrible condition. — blase man (@blazed_ncis) February 27, 2015 #2 Me: I just souped up my car Person: What kind of engine did you put in it? *cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um… A fast one. — Dr. Jimi Torosian (@jimmytorosian) January 28, […]

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